One of the most famous actors on the planet, George Clooney was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night.
The brand new dad had his good friend Matt Damon onstage, reigniting the hilarious “feud” the Good Will Hunting actor has had with Jimmy Kimmel. He pushed a double set of baby trollers, purporting to be Clooney’s babies’ “manny.” Turned out, the babies they brought on stage were completely fake.
The twins, Alexander and Ella, were born in early June of this year and are Clooney’s firstborn. He admitted on the show that he’s worried about “breaking” them and thus isn’t that great at holding them yet. So, it’s probably a good thing that the babies brought out on stage weren’t real.
Clooney has also described the difference between the two by stating that the girl was dainty and looks like his wife while his son is a “thug” who has the “loudest laugh in the room.”
As the clip shows, the crowd went nuts when Damon took the stage, stating that he was currently rehearsing for his “hardest role yet.” That of George and Amal Clooney’s “manny.” To that, Kimmel replied, “you’re not a man!” This opened up the opportunity for Damon to shoot back, “that’s not what your wife said!”
Need some aloe for that burn? Those weren’t the only jokes. At one point Kimmel said to Damon:
“So based on your physique I guess you’re breastfeeding the children too?”
Damon replied, “no, no, I actually just wanted them to get their nap, so I brought them to a place where they wouldn’t be woken up by laughter.”
After that, Damon picked up the two baby bundles only to “accidentally” drop them to the ground. He then flicked his two middle fingers and said he named them “Screw” and “You.”
Clooney also talked about his bundles of joy, and what it’s like as a new father at his age. In regards to diaper duty, Clooney said:
“I changed diapers until yesterday. I was good at it, I flipped them over, I don’t care. It’s like cleaning up your dog’s poop. It’s not that big a deal. Then we introduced the children to solid food on Friday and how that goes in as a carrot and how it comes out the way it comes out is shocking.”
Just about as shocking as the fact that someone actually got Clooney to agree to starting a family.