Here we are again with yet another installment in this exciting series. And just when you thought we couldn’t find any more preposterous foods that so desperately needed to be banned, we’re back again, and you won’t believe the foods and dishes we found this time. Saddle in and get ready for the ride of your lives, and bring along that bin by your desk, cause you never know how some of these will have you reacting.
10. Piccadilly Snow Cones
Some things should just be left alone. Snow Cones, a refreshing treat of diced ice, topped with an assortment of flavors, usually of a fruity sort, has been the staple of fairs and corner stores for quite some time, many slurping up the chilling goodness or licking away at the ice allowing the coolness to freshen them up even on the hottest day possible. Bright shining sun … sweltering heat … no problem at all, especially with one of these cold cone-shaped paper cups in your mitts, you were ready to face it all. But we ask who in the name of all that is good on this planet decided that Piccadilly would have made a good addition to the old recipe that hasn’t really wavered for decades? But before any of us get confused, let’s make sure we understand the etymology of the name itself. Piccadilly is actually a reference to a road in London by the same name. The person who named this wacky little treat was probably thinking of piccalilli (which is a mixture of pickled vegetables and spices) or pickled vegetables as a whole, because that’s what the recipe consists of, specifically … pickled veggies like pickles or what have you topped over the icy treat. Sounds gross? Well, yeah, which is essentially our point, and that’s why it makes our list of foods we can do without and should be banned.
9. Potato Flake Chocolate Milk
There are in fact so many other ways to enjoy a large cold glass of chocolate milk. First of all, you’ve got your standard real milk, an old standby and one that’s been trusted for generations, but if you can’t tolerate fresh milk, there are a magnitude of other options that’ll do the trick quite nicely. Specifically, we’ve got almond milk which is a really great substitute and oat milk as well. There are probably others, but we’ll say that it’s safe to assume that we do have our options out there. And to these options, chocolate syrup or powder can be added thus creating the chocolate milk that so many of us crave from time to time. Our question really is though, in regards to this product featured here … did we really need another milk substitute? No way! That’s why this particular product, specifically Reed’s Dairy Chocolate Milk isn’t a substitute at all. It contains real milk and cocoa, with real potato flakes added to the mixture in order to achieve ultimate creaminess. Seems a tad redundant to us and looks to be a pretty weird way of glorifying the potato of all things. But wait a minute, the product is based out of Idaho …. So that explains it: they are trying to push the potato on as many individuals as possible, aren’t they? Convincing, or rather trying to convince everyone that’ll listen that potatoes kind of belong in everything. Beware those mastermind potato farmers! Where will they put some potato next … in their candy bars? If you want a creamy glass of milk, just add ice cream and you’ll get there. Trust us on that one, and leave the potatoes for frying, thank you very much.
8. Deep-Fried Rattler
When traveling to the Southern States of the beautiful US nation, there are bound to be many interesting recipes or rather variations of classic recipes we take for granted anywhere North of South Carolina. But there are also many dishes and recipes we’d never even think of trying anywhere in the Northern portion of the States. We’d say those reasons are very valid, but many to the south would say the contrary and that most people are missing out. Snake, or rattlesnake in particular is a delicacy in many Southern States, and they were introduced into the diet of many Americans specifically out of necessity, either on hunting trips, camping trips when food was in shortage, or even by chefs wanting to make bold new advancements in their respective culinary careers. Regardless, this particular reptile made it to the cookbooks of many down in the old south and many would say for very good reason. Believe it or not, there are many that feel that rattlesnake is actually quite tasty. Now, as you and we both cringe or maybe even have a few back-shattering chills run up and down the old spine, or rather slither, there are those that celebrate this ingredient and for lack of a better term, protein option. Deep-fried rattler is the most common way of preparing this dish, although some do grill the snake over an open flame, picking at the snake form atop the grill, the end result essentially resembling pulled pork. All in all, the common consensus is that this tasty treat actually tastes a lot like chicken. As hard as that is to believe, it’s quite a common comment of those that av tasted this one. We’ve included a recipe if you get curious, we just warn you to tread carefully while looking for these buggers amidst the cool, damp spots around the desert terrain.
7. Garlic Ice Cream
This on’s sure to keep the old vampires away. And while Dracula spins, turns heel and runs screaming for the confines of his coffin to safety, we wonder how you would fare when faced with this … creation, for lack of a better term. Now we’re not talking a creation like that of Frankenstein; although some would consider this to be equally insane as that of the old doctor’s, but we digress. For us foodies, though, we’d say that collectively, we’ve all seen our fair share of weird ice creams, especially with great shows on the Food Network and channel like Chopped and of course Iron Chef America. The chefs and competitors on those shows have been whipping up crazy ice cream flavors like this one and others for quite a number of years, and this one here definitely takes the cake. We doubt very much that this would be a viable dessert option, but to each his own. maybe this would be a different texture and accompaniment to a savory meal, but we can’t be all that sure, now can we? Especially when it comes to food. The sky is the limit, as they say.
6. Lobster Ice Cream
And speaking of crazy ice cream recipes. We had to include this odd flavor as well. Who doesn’t like a nice lobster tail grilled to perfection, topped with some garlic breadcrumbs? Sounds great, right? particularly when served right next top a delicious steak, served medium well. Oh man, that sounds like perfection, nothing like a delicious, sizzling dish of serf and turf to end the day, especially a long day. But Lobster ice Cream? Really!? As hard as it is to imagine, this particular flavor is available to one and all at Ben and Bill’s Chocolate Emporium as well as other locations. They, in particular, have been churning and serving this awkward flavor since 1988, which makes it just over thirty years old as a flavor and offering. The fact that it’s still on the menu must mean something, shouldn’t it? But do we dare try it? That is the eternal question, and one that as foodies, can keep us up most nights … thinking about that one thing we haven’t yet tried. That one gastronomical experience that has eluded us. So if you are curious, you can go on down to Maine (of course), and try some of this stuff. And while you’re at it, why not have an epic surf and turf dish like the one we talked about earlier. So if the ice cream lets you down, you’ll always have the memory of that one great dish. But if you ask us … we could do without this ice cream flavor, as well as other crazy flavors. What ever happened to simple chocolate and vanilla?
5. Gator Nuggets
And very much like our earlier entry of the deep-fried rattler, this one would probably fall under the same category. It is offered in many southern restaurants, and by southern, of course we mean southern United States. This is a definitely popular dish in those areas, specifically the state of Florida. gators and crocodiles are pretty popularly seen in the swamp lands and of course the famed Everglades. There are so many reasons to ban this particular dish, one big one is of course for the conservation of these rare and beautiful animals, and the other is that this recipe is just oh-so-gross. The latter is an important reason, but the former is probably most important of all. These animals are ferocious, but if left alone in their natural habitat, they are actually quite harmless, despite what Hollywood has told you over the long years. Besides, aren’t there enough farm animals to provide us with tasty recipes? We’d think so, yeah.
4. The Infamous “Garbage Plate“
Well, you needn’t go that far into the beautiful United States to sample this horribly named dish. It’s actually right around the bend, in Rochester, New York of all places. And while New York, as a whole, is a pretty wholesome place to find excellent eateries and recipes that will have you remembering their taste for quite some time, there can be a few odd spots where dishes like this one can be found simmering away on the stove back in the kitchen. As it turns out, the particular place that serves up this slop is actually quite proud of this dish and they do have a decent fan following. We’ll pass, as the name ruins it all for us, as does the look of it, but be our guest, should you be courageous and curious enough to give it the old college try. The restaurant in question is known as Nick Tahou Hots, and has been in operation for a century, having opened its doors for the first time in 1918! The dish itself consists of: Fried potatoes, macaroni salad, baked beans, topped with the client’s choice of protein, diced onions and spicy mustard. The finishing touch is the house flavored hot sauce. The dish is also accompanied with bread and of course butter. Couldn’t they think of any more ingredients? The name is in reference to those types of people that can put away a lot of food and in any and all increments not being picky about combinations. Such people are often called garbage Disposals, as what goes down the garbage disposal but all sorts of leftover table scraps. Quite appropriate if you ask us. All in all, it’s just too much and the combined flavors are enough to induce a wee bit of sickness if you ask us and catch our drift. The plate was aptly named however, and we’ll more than pass. We’ll actually suggest maybe it’s time for the old Garbage Plate to be served for the final time and retire. Nick Tahou Hots can maybe start serving meatloaf or something, but please, if they name it the garbage loaf or something like that, we’re running away in the opposite direction, thank you very much.
3. Fermented Fish Heads
As we continue and round about to the end of this list and this series, we have to mention a few more, specifically this one here. Popular in Alaska, that forgotten state to the North … the place where dog sledding and miles and miles of frozen ground rein supreme. That’s the home of many questionable recipes, this one in particular. There are many variations of this specific recipe, however, but overall, the practice is quite common. The fish, any fish is stored underground and allowed to ferment. After this process is complete, the fish is added to a plethora of recipes, specifically stews and the such. The practice of fermenting fish is an old native practice–specifically the native cultures of the north in Alaska and of course the Canadian Territories also found near the North Pole. But we don’t think that Santa and his Elves are feasting on this one in particular, after all, Santa loves cookies and milk, right? We doubt that fermented fish goes all that well with Milk. This practice is also common in the Philippians, and of course many European cultures. Unfortunately, Alaska has been subject to many counts of botulism a serious ailment best described as a toxin induced weakness with flu-like symptoms and may be fatal) due to this process alone, so you understand our call for a ban.
2. Watergate Salad
The dish also known as Green Goop (how appetizing) has been around for quite some time. Like Ambrosia Salad and a lot of other delights from the lost sixties and seventies, the dish got its popularity from the Tupperware parties famous in the era. Commonly used as a dessert salad and believe it or not, also as a side dish. It’s base is made of pistachios and it is topped with nuts and overall, it would make a decent dessert, but yet there,s something so unnatural looking about it. The name itself references a pretty horrible presidential scandal … Nixon’s fall from power and we are reminded of the fiasco every time we hear the name of this dish mentioned. Of course, this won’t be a long drawn out history lesson about politics, but we felt a small mention was in order. But is this the only reason to ban this recipe form our American recipe books and vernacular? Not at all, as the recipe itself is pretty horrid … offering not much in terms of epic tastes, especially the epic tastes American cuisine is known for. It’s rather bland and well, boring for lack of a fancier term.
1. Jellied Moose Nose
Did we save the best for last? That depends on what you mean by “the best, of course.“ The best, as in the worst and freakiest, or the best as in the best out of the worst. We’d have to go with the former on this one, as these are all pretty bad as far as we’re concerned, and this one would have to take the proverbial cake as being quite possible the very worst. So if we could ban the most horrible foods to be found among the stars of the American cuisine we’ve come to know and love our whole lives, we’d start with this creepy mess. Also quite popular in the Northern Territories of both Canada and the United States, this one is often served up in a terrine, combining the moose meat (particularly the snout). It is cooked in its own fat and juices, then formed into logs or long rectangular shapes, commonly compared to Head Cheese, and we want no part of either, thank you very much!